If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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