yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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