I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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