I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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