All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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