All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
only you would photoshop your dick
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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