somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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