This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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