did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
