Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
third nipple confirmed
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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