im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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