yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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