She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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