She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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