Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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