so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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