Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
