To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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