Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
