wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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