you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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