then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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