Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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