You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
