It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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