Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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