I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
soo... how was my night?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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