Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Randomize
