Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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