I'm going to jail i love you
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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