i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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