my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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