What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
