What a fucking waste of an outfit
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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