So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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