i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
this hospital has no fireball
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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