But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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