i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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