Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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