I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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