Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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