hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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