quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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