dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
This is the high leading the old right now
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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