Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
