Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just want nice things and good sex
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here