I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.