We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.