So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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