He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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