found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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