Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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