How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
one might say we're banned from that church
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We just shotgunned beers for America
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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