I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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