Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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