she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
